Simple. Buy one more. //@anonymous: I bought a Tesla Cybertruck because I wanted to feel like I was living in the future.
Then the power went out.
So naturally, my house is now running on my Cybertruck. The fridge? Powered. Wi-Fi? Powered. Lights? Glowing like I own a mini power plant.
Me? Not powered.
Now I have to commute 20 miles one way to work… because my car is busy being a full-time electricity provider. //@anonymous: Bi-directional power share is awesome. It’s like having a power generator for 3 days for full house + a truck for 60k. It’s a steal if you think logic. Plus steer by wire is magic. Try one. Be prepared to be overwhelmed how cool the truck is.
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By anonymous on 02/21/2026, 02:05 AM EST
It is a big shame to driver / own this car for many reasons.
I would not touch it even I was given it.
The WORST car made in the world.
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 10:01 PM EST
I bought a Tesla Cybertruck because I wanted to feel like I was living in the future.
Then the power went out.
So naturally, my house is now running on my Cybertruck. The fridge? Powered. Wi-Fi? Powered. Lights? Glowing like I own a mini power plant.
Me? Not powered.
Now I have to commute 20 miles one way to work… because my car is busy being a full-time electricity provider. //@anonymous: Bi-directional power share is awesome. It’s like having a power generator for 3 days for full house + a truck for 60k. It’s a steal if you think logic. Plus steer by wire is magic. Try one. Be prepared to be overwhelmed how cool the truck is.
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 09:04 PM EST
I'd rather take a handy from Edward Scissorhands
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 11:53 AM EST
Est. Purchase Price
$62,235
Includes Destination and Order Fee
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 10:17 AM EST
Worst design ever made
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 09:54 AM EST
Are glued parts still flying off the truck?
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 03:52 AM EST
3 variants. Make sure you see the dual vs premium //@anonymous: Order price turns out to be $79,990
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 03:51 AM EST
Bi-directional power share is awesome. It’s like having a power generator for 3 days for full house + a truck for 60k. It’s a steal if you think logic. Plus steer by wire is magic. Try one. Be prepared to be overwhelmed how cool the truck is.
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By anonymous on 02/20/2026, 12:59 AM EST
Order price turns out to be $79,990
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By anonymous on 02/19/2026, 10:49 PM EST
Deal!
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By anonymous on 02/19/2026, 09:59 PM EST
Big and ugly. Bigly
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By anonymous on 02/19/2026, 09:51 PM EST
They pay me this much to try it out?
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By anonymous on 02/19/2026, 09:51 PM EST
Ugliest car ever made, by far. Owning one is a statement, and not a good one.
Then the power went out.
So naturally, my house is now running on my Cybertruck. The fridge? Powered. Wi-Fi? Powered. Lights? Glowing like I own a mini power plant.
Me? Not powered.
Now I have to commute 20 miles one way to work… because my car is busy being a full-time electricity provider. //@anonymous: Bi-directional power share is awesome. It’s like having a power generator for 3 days for full house + a truck for 60k. It’s a steal if you think logic. Plus steer by wire is magic. Try one. Be prepared to be overwhelmed how cool the truck is.
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